“For the love of God, help me! I’ve been here for four days and a turtle’s got a hold of my teeth. There he is! Come back here, you. Slow down! I’ll get yeh!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “This is the worst assignment we’ve ever had.” – Agent Scully “Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh eating virus?” – Agent Mulder “Ow! He bit me with my own teeth!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “No, this is much more irritating.” – Agent Scully Whether it’s shadowy terrorist networks and shady politicians, a government conspiracy to collude with aliens,…
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Behind Us Forever: Homerland
“Anybody lose their glasses? Last chance. Woo-hoo! The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.” – Homer Simpson “That’s a right triangle, you idiot.” – Guy on Toilet “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson Season 25, here we go: They start the year with their first joke of the season about how lame it is to be on after all these years. That didn’t take long. But the couch gag makes the same joke and does take too long. The Homeland opening credits are well done,…
Sunday Preview: Homerland
An FBI agent helps Lisa find out why Homer suddenly becomes polite after attending a nuclear power convention. Welcome to a new season of Zombie Simpsons. I hope you enjoyed your time off, but now it’s time to again sit down to a Simpsons takeoff of a show that is much better. Kristen Wiig will guest start tonight.