“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand “When can I start? What’s my territory?” – Marge Simpson “Your territory . . . well, let me tell you, wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.” – Frank Ormand “Don’t forget fat people. They can’t stop eating.” – Marge Simpson “Hey, pretzels.” – Homer Simpson Jack Lemmon would’ve been 90 today. Happy birthday!
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .