“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand
“When can I start? What’s my territory?” – Marge Simpson
“Your territory . . . well, let me tell you, wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.” – Frank Ormand
“Don’t forget fat people. They can’t stop eating.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, pretzels.” – Homer Simpson
Jack Lemmon would’ve been 90 today. Happy birthday!
Dead Homer Society 
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One of the greatest classic Hollywood actors. I’m glad he got a spot on the show.
Thank Bill and Josh and their fondness for “crusty old guys”.
I cried when this character died. Really.
Last time I cried while watching the Simpsons was before I started shaving, for the record.
For better or worse Jack Lemon’s performance in Glengarry Glen Ross is why we have ol’ Gil.
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