Quote of the Day

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson11

“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand
“When can I start?  What’s my territory?” – Marge Simpson
“Your territory . . . well, let me tell you, wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there.  Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there.  Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.” – Frank Ormand
“Don’t forget fat people.  They can’t stop eating.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, pretzels.” – Homer Simpson

Jack Lemmon would’ve been 90 today.  Happy birthday!

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. I cried when this character died. Really.
      Last time I cried while watching the Simpsons was before I started shaving, for the record.

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