“Excuse me, little lady, the wheelbarrow line’s over there.” – Jasper “Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.” – Comic Book Guy
Tag: My Sister My Sitter
Quote of the Day
“Militants huh? Well if I were you, I’d kick their asses.” – Homer Simpson
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“Imagine that, sleeping quietly after a bug attack, and Todd’s as dry as a bone. Lisa, you’re a wonder, I’m going to recommend you to everybody.” – Ned Flanders
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“I’m here to pick up the ambassador from Ghana.” – Ghanaian Chauffeur “Well he’s not here! Nobody’s here! And none of you should be here, you’ve all been tricked!” – Lisa Simpson “Why would the ambassador do such a thing?” – Ghanaian Chauffeur
Crazy Noises: My Sister, My Sitter
“Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.” – Snake “Hey, don’t worry. You don’t have to make up stories here, save that for court.” – Dr. Nick Riviera In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why. Because we’re cutting edge and ultra-modern we’re using a newfangled, information-superhighway fad called a “chatroom”…
Quote of the Day
“Dad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln’s father’s boss.” – Bart Simpson “Can you see the pie stains?” – Homer Simpson “It’ll be dark.” – Lisa Simpson