“That’s my nephew, displaying the Quimby wit that’s won the public’s heart. Happy birthday, Freddie, and may all your disgraces be private.” – Mayor Quimby
Tag: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
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“Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived. They’ve been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Mrs. Krabappel, I’m having back spasms.” – Martin Prince “I know they seem a little uncomfortable right now, but eventually your bones will change shape.” – Mrs. Krabappel “I’ve lost all feeling in the left side of my body.” – Milhouse van Houten “Yeah, yeah.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“And who are you little boy?” – Mayor “Diamond” Joe Quimby “I’m one of your nephews you don’t see very often… Bart-Bart.” – Bart Simpson
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“Why, there are no children here at the 4H Club either. Am I so out of touch? . . . No. It’s the children who are wrong.” – Principal Skinner
Synergy Confuses Fiction and Reality
“Oh no, Willie didn’t make it, and he crushed our boy.” – Movie Mom “Ugh, what a mess.” – Movie Dad “Oh, I don’t like this new director’s cut.” – Homer Simpson IGN did two things I appreciate with this week’s corporate fanboy ode to Zombie Simpsons: 1) Kept things ridiculously positive – It’s a lot easier to edit out the synergy when I can replace words like “best” with “worst” and leave the underlying sentence structure untouched. 2) Exposed the shallowness of its sycophancy – This is a little more subtle, but I like how the comedy free tear-jerker…
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“More cream corn, Jimbo Junior?” – Bart Simpson “This cream corn tastes like cream crap.” – Jimbo Junior “Watch the potty mouth honey.” – Bart Simpson
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“I know you can read my thoughts Bart. Just a little reminder: If I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.” – Principal Seymour Skinner
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“Mom, what if there’s a really bad, crummy guy who’s going to jail but I know he’s innocent?” – Bart Simpson “Well Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying, ‘Shoot ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.’ Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice; it took seventy-five federal marshals to bring him down, now let’s never speak of him again.” – Marge Simpson