“Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor.” – Marge Simpson “No I’m not. No I’m not. I’m, um, dusting for prints.” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday Mike Scully!
Tag: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Security at Burns Manor Has Really Gotten Lax
“Going somewhere?” – C.M. Burns “That’s impossible! How did you get here first?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, there’ll be plenty of time for explanations later.” – C.M. Burns Zombie Simpsons Writer #1: Have we ever had Smithers take over the power plant? [10 second pause] Zombie Simpsons Writer #2: I don’t think so. ZSW#1: How do we get rid of Burns? [20 second pause] ZSW#2: Could we send him to prison? ZSW#1: Why not? How do we get him out of prison? ZSW#2: What if Homer broke in to prison? ZSW#1: That’s stupid- [Intern pokes head in door] Intern: Lunch…
Quote of the Day
“Smithers look! He’s standing up. I’ve never seen anything so adorable. Do you know who it reminds me of?” – C.M. Burns “Benji?” – Mr. Smithers “No.” – C.M. Burns “Lassie?” – Mr. Smithers “No, no, no, a person. You know who I mean.” – C.M. Burns “Snoop Doggy Dogg? Bob Barker? David Brenner?” – Mr. Smithers “No, no, the person who’s always standing and walking!” – C.M. Burns “Rory Calhoun?” – Mr. Smithers “That’s it!” – C.M. Burns Happy Birthday to Frank Welker! In addition to countless other voice jobs he did the voices of numerous animals on the…
Quote of the Day
“Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.” – TV Announcer “Well I’ll be damned.” – Chief Clancy Wiggum
Quote of the Day
“Let me try a canine-human mind meld. It’s an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me, and three other clerks at this store.” – Pet Shop Clerk
Those Look Comfy
“These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.” – C.M. Burns Twitter is apparently having some problems today (hopefully nothing to do with this) so this is going up as a full post when perhaps it doesn’t deserve to be, but fuck it. I found the image below from Crappy Taxidermy on Boing Boing: And I immediately thought of this: And now I have the “See My Vest” song stuck in my head. Oh well.
Quote of the Day
“Me and Santa’s Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, don’t ever say that word again.” – Marge Simpson “Well that’s what she is, I looked it up.” – Bart Simpson “Well, I’m going to write the dictionary people and have that checked, feels like a mistake to me.” – Marge Simpson