Behind Us Forever: Whiskey Business

“Your bowtie is just darling.” – Rene “Well, thanks.  Yeah, it kinda draws the eye away from the old mug.” – Moe [Note: Apologies for not getting this up yesterday.  I’m having grotesque technical problems at the spinoff site and reliable ratings numbers were delayed a day by NASCAR overrun anyway.] They don’t take long to get right into the shitty writing, do they?  Immediately after showing us the 2009 Oscars on the TV, Homer says exactly that.  Zombie Simpsons really doesn’t trust the audience to pay attention in the least, do they?  Looks like we’re doing sad Moe this…

Sunday Preview: Whiskey Business

Moe is flying high after venture capitalists take a shine to his homemade whiskey, while Grampa, after injuring himself babysitting Bart, decides he would rather be looked after by his grandson than be at the nursing home. Also, Lisa voices her displeasure at a hologram of music legend Bleeding Gums Murphy, and Sonny Rollins (as himself) shows up to ask her to stop all that jazz about boycotting a record label. Again, we’ve got a lot going on at once tonight.  For you betting folk, I put the over/under for Moe sobbing scenes at 3 1/2, and number of duets…