“Sorry Homer, while you were day dreaming we ate all the donuts.” – Lenny “Well, there were a few left, but we chucked ’em at an old man for kicks.” – Carl “Damn buzzards, I ain’t dead yet.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson This week’s links contain lots of stuff about crotchety geezers and sugary pastries. There’s some other stuff as well, but a disappointing lack of excellent usage. Oh well. Straight Talk on Hope – Columnist Bob Pratte from The Press Enterprise in Riverside, California wrote that he thought the Simpsons stamps would out sell the Bob Hope stamps. He…
Day: June 5, 2009
Quote of the Day
“Marge, I’m 239 and I’m feelin’ fine! Look, I’m using the original notches that came with my belt.” – Homer Simpson “That’s wonderful Homer! I’m so proud of-” – Marge Simpson “Let me get this straight. You’re pleased with your current appearance? Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh. Ahh why my good man, you’re the fattest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been on safari.” – C.M. Burns
