FOX Plans Self Fellatio for January

“Listen Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.” – C.M. Burns “Uh, Schindler es bueno, senor Burns es el diablo.” – Senor Spielbergo “Listen Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod.  We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!  Now go out there and win me that festival!” – C.M. Burns Morgan Spurlock, of Super Size Me fame (and Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? mild notoriety), will be producing and directing a FOX special called “The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special…

Quote of the Day

“Bart, you didn’t finish your Spaghetti and Moe Balls.” – Homer Simpson “Silence you fool, it can be ours!” – Homer’s Brain “Run boy!  Run!  Run for your life!  Boy!” – Homer Simpson