“You were a rotten wife and I’ll never, ever forgive you! . . . Can we have sex, please?” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson “Oh, Abe.” – Mona Simpson “Well, I tried. What’s for supper?” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson There’s even less rhyme and reason than usual to this week’s stochastic smorgasbord of Simpsons links. But there are two unrelated links that mention “Mother Simpson” so that gets to be the title. Other than those there’s some nervousness about pronunciation, some fun YouTube, a jerk who doesn’t like Zombie Simpsons but also seems to not like The Simpsons, someone who…
Day: March 12, 2010
Quote of the Day
“Smithers look! He’s standing up. I’ve never seen anything so adorable. Do you know who it reminds me of?” – C.M. Burns “Benji?” – Mr. Smithers “No.” – C.M. Burns “Lassie?” – Mr. Smithers “No, no, no, a person. You know who I mean.” – C.M. Burns “Snoop Doggy Dogg? Bob Barker? David Brenner?” – Mr. Smithers “No, no, the person who’s always standing and walking!” – C.M. Burns “Rory Calhoun?” – Mr. Smithers “That’s it!” – C.M. Burns Happy Birthday to Frank Welker! In addition to countless other voice jobs he did the voices of numerous animals on the…