3 Hackneyed Teevee Marriages for the Price of 1!

  “I felt kinda guilty cause I was always trying to score with his wife.” – Moe I don’t mind exceedingly cliched cell phone shenanigans when they happen in dumb horror movies.  We know the characters need to be isolated, and it’s not a big deal.  In fact, the chronic failure of cell phones is the kind of thing a mildly comedic show might find some way to satirize.  Instead, Zombie Simpsons played it straight, blundering into another pop culture faux pas without even realizing it.  But that was only a taste of the horrifyingly unpleasant time to come: Moe…

Idiot to Continue Poisoning Liver with Simpsons Episodes

“Asleep at the switch!  I wasn’t asleep, I was drunk!” – Homer Simpson Counting last night’s, there’s been a new Zombie Simpsons for five consecutive weeks.  There are two more weeks to go before the season ends.  It’s the longest streak of new episodes since I started watching Zombie Simpsons when we began this blog last year, and it’s getting to me.  Fortunately, there’s a sure fire pick me up.  It’s time for another Simpsons-Beer marathon.  Just like last time I’ve put a poll at right.  Since I already did Season 5, I’ve replaced it in the poll with Season…

Quote of the Day

“You people make me sick!” – Barry White “Yea!” – Crowd “Were they even listening to me?” – Barry White “I, uh, don’t think so.” – Mayor Quimby Happy Whacking Day everybody!