The Press Release from Hell

“Boy, this thing is shredding my insides!” – Krusty the Klown “Uh, Krusty, that wasn’t a metal one, that was a regular Krusty-O.” – Sideshow Mel “It’s poison.” – Krusty the Klown Fair Warning: Semi-hinged rant below. Back in January, a few days before the Super Bowl, I wrote a post making fun of the Coke ad that was going to run during the game.  Shortly thereafter, an e-mail appeared from one of those hip, edgy Web 2.0 marketing firms hoping to get us to help them promote the ad.  Shortly-er thereafter, a second e-mail showed up apologizing for sending…

Quote of the Day

“The burglar even took my stamp collection!” – Bart Simpson “You had a stamp collection?” – Lisa Simpson Family laughs uncontrollably. “Stamp collection? Ha ha!” – Nelson Muntz