Reading Digest: Sports Writing Edition

“Bad dog!  Let go!  Bad Santa’s Little Helper!  Stop it . . . oh, not the sports section!” – Homer Simpson We have two links this week to pieces of sports writing.  Once is coherent and well thought out, the other is not.  It goes almost without saying, but the former includes excellent usage and the latter includes poor usage.  There’s also a fictional teacher poll, a movie review, misspelled advocacy, vodka, a great tattoo, and lots of excellent usage.  Enjoy. The Simpsons Movie Brings the Groove Back – Sort of – An opinion of the movie that’s more generous…

Quote of the Day

“Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?” – Marge Simpson “Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.” – Homer Simpson