“Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?” – Bart Simpson “No.” – Box Factory Guy “And then the hands started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody?” – Bart Simpson “No, that has never happened.” – Box Factory Guy “Any popped eyeballs?” – Bart Simpson In some alternate universe the basic premise behind “The Scorpion’s Tale” could’ve been used for a decent half hour of television. It would need to be done on a show that isn’t five hundred episodes old, but a drug that gets geezers stoned could’ve worked. On Zombie Simpsons…
Day: March 7, 2011
Bonus Quote of the Day
“No way, she’s faking! If Lisa stays home, I stay home.” – Bart Simpson “If Bart stays home, I’m going to school.” – Lisa Simpson “Fine. Then, wait a minute, if Lisa goes to school, then I go to school. But then Lisa stays home, so I stay home. So, Lisa goes to school . . .” – Bart Simpson “Lisa, don’t confuse your brother like that.” – Marge Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart’s Dog Gets an F”! Original airdate 7 March 1991.
Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user bsabarnowl. “Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire sauce in a soft drink.” – TV Announcer “Ahhh, steaky.” – TV Guy [Edited because I’ve been hearing what I wanted to hear since 1993. I’m not going to stop referring to Worcestershire sauce as “stanky” though.]