“Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?” – Waiter “You bet! From now on, she’s smoking for two.” – Troy McClure Once upon a time, Selma married a famous guy for all the wrong reasons and it didn’t work out. Fifteen years later, Zombie Simpsons decided they hadn’t regurgitated that plot line recently, and did it again. I am speaking, of course, of “A Fish Called Selma” and “The Real Housewives of Fat Tony”. There are three specific scenes I want to compare: 1.) Meeting Mr. Wrong at the DMV 2.) Getting Hitched 3.) The Big Reveal (wherein it is revealed that this marriage…
Day: May 5, 2011
Quote of the Day
“Don’t worry, Homer, I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won’t know what hit him.” – Lionel Hutz “Pipe down in there, Hutz!” – Guard