“You’re a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, sure, let’s see, I’m an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I’m the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is, the Stonecutters.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Happy birthday John Swartzwelder!
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Hah! Just watched that episode again a few days ago. “I’m the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason” is one of the funniest lines ever.
Won’t you come home, Franz Braude, won’t you come home?
I haven’t seen this one in a while, but I seem to remember finding Castellaneta’s pronunciation of “gay” hilarious.
At least he’s not a porn star.