Quote of the Day

Marge in Chains8

“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Totally unrelated but was just watching Arrested Development and noticed that Dan Castallenatta’s doctor character says (in a very defeated babyish tone) “d’oh.”

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