“Hello, I’m actor Troy McClure, you kids might remember me from such educational films as ‘Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly’, and ‘Here Comes the Metric System’. I’m here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here’s ‘Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What’.” – Troy McClure
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart’s Friend Falls in Love”! Original airdate 7 May 1992.
Dead Homer Society 
4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful bunnies.
Eight survived.”
“And now that you know how it’s done… don’t do it.”
“She’s faking it”
“THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES.”
Hartman’s delivery is peerless.