“I won’t lie to you, in this job, you will be shot at. Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Badge of honor.” – Homer Simpson
“Here’s a pointer, try to take it in the shoulder.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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*Homer comes home from work. Goes to bed. Alarm goes off about a nanosecond later. He hits it and gets up and gets ready for work.*
Funniest scene ever.
Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this?
Homer: I don’t know. How long do horses live?
Marge: Thirty years.
Homer: D’oh!
I didn’t get it. What he means by “pointer” and “take it in the shoulder”? A pointer acting like a bullet or what?
A pointer is a tip. He’s telling Homer if he’s going to get shot, try getting hit in the shoulder rather than somewhere else.
Ah, thanks. Me not be English of mothertongue, therefore =)
To paraphrase… “Homer, you will be shot at here, so I have some advice for you in case this happens: Try to get shot in the shoulder if you can help it, because a shoulder wound won’t cause as much pain or do as much irrepairable damage.”