Reading Digest: Sam Simon Rocks His Cancer Edition

“Now, a little death anxiety is normal.  You can expect to go through five stages.  The first is denial.” – Dr. Hibbert “No way, because I’m not dying!” – Homer Simpson “Second is anger.” – Dr. Hibbert “Why you little!” – Homer Simpson “After that comes fear.” – Dr. Hibbert “What’s after fear?  What’s after fear?” – Homer Simpson “Bargaining.” – Dr. Hibbert “Doc, you gotta get me out of this.  I’ll make it worth your while.” – Homer Simpson “Finally, acceptance.” – Dr. Hibbert “Well, we all gotta go some time.” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds…

Quote of the Day

“Aw, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.  Now thanks to Burns it’s never gonna happen, and I spent so much time building that trophy case.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday David Silverman!