Reading Digest: Burns Is The Symbol of All Evil Edition

“Smithers, I’m not going to make it.  I want to dictate my epitaph.” – C.M. Burns “Go ahead.” – Mr. Smithers “Charles Montgomery Burns.  American . . . and Patriot.  American Patriot.  Master of the Atom.  Scourge of the Despot.  Oh, tyrant hear his mighty name and quake!  Smithers, I’m back!” – C.M. Burns We’ve got two links this week where the one, the only Charles Montgomery Burns is held up as all that is soulless and wrong, one about finger tenting being a sign that you might be a villain and the other from the race for Illinois governor.…

Quote of the Day

“I’m really sorry, I kinda traded your soul to the guy at the comic book store.  But look, I got some cool Pogs: Alf Pogs.  Remember Alf?  He’s back!  In Pog form.” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Alf Clausen!