Reading Digest: Promising Features, Regrettable Drawbacks Edition

“Congratulations, Mr. Simpson, this invention of yours has made us all rich, especially you!  It’s simple yet ingenious, and it fits right in the palm of your hand.  Every person in America now owns one of these, and in many cases, three or four.” – Imaginary Executive “Uh, could I just get a look at that?” – Homer Simpson “Now, why would you need to see it?  You’re the genius who invented the . . . product in question.” – Imaginary Executive The big news this week was the first look at “Simpsons World”, an app/website-of-some-kind that’ll be debuting in October.  I…

Quote of the Day

“And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.” – Moe “Excellent, sir, lobster stuffed with tacos.” – Gilded Truffle Waiter