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“Marge, name one successful person who ever lived without air conditioning?” – Homer Simpson
“Balzac.” – Marge Simpson
“No need for potty mouth just because you can’t think of one.” – Homer Simpson

10 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Mark Wallace Avatar

    I never liked this joke, as it puts Marge’s response way too far out of character for the purpose of a weak pun. Why would she mention Balzac? She’s probably never even heard of him.

    1. Bob* Avatar

      Didn’t she studied art?

      1. Mark Wallace Avatar

        But Balzac was a writer…

        1. Valerie Cunningham Avatar
          Valerie Cunningham

          He lived with Alan Funt
          His landlord didn’t like him
          But that’s ‘cuz she’s a
          Cunt-taminated water
          Can really make you sick
          Your bladder gets infected
          And blood comes out your
          Dick-tate what I’m saying
          ‘Cuz it will bring you luck
          And if you all don’t like it
          I don’t give a flying fuck!

          1. Monty Python Forever Avatar
            Monty Python Forever

            I suspect Marge only studied Thomas Kincade’s works, and thought Van Gogh was pronounced like GOG.com.

            1. Stan Avatar
              Stan

              Aren’t you all guys like the same person under different nicknames on DHS?

    2. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      1) Balzac liked women and was renown as a “casanova” of his epoch. Therefore the expression “woman of Balzac’s age” to refer to good-looking mid-agers.
      2) Honoré de ballsack, anyone?

  2. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Thanks to this episode, I can’t read the word Balzac without hearing Marge’s voice in my head.

  3. jbwarner86 Avatar

    The follow up to this gag is an example of something that became all too prominent in Al Jean’s solo episodes later on – padding the scene by over explaining the joke. We know Balzac is someone who lived without air conditioning; we don’t need Marge to say “But Balzac is the name!”

    It crops up a few more times in these Jean and Reiss episodes from Seasons 8 and 9. Like in “Simpsoncalafragilistic…”, Homer’s “Didn’t he, Lisa? Didn’t he?” doesn’t really need to be capped with “Hey, wait a minute, he didn’t!”

    1. Valerie Cunningham Avatar
      Valerie Cunningham

      Yeah, but on “Simpsoncalafragilistic…”, it was funny because Bart basically tricked Homer into giving him a dollar over nothing.

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