Behind Us Forever: The Princess Guide

“I’m sorry, Homer.  It’s just, it’s been four years since my last date with a whatchacallit . . . a woman.” – Moe Another week, another Zombie Simpsons episode.  This one starts with “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”, which means Lisa gets to go to the power plant again.  That doesn’t last long, however, as Burns suddenly needs uranium and begins negotiating with a Nigerian king (yes, you read that correctly).  In the meantime, the king’s daughter is going to be looked after by Homer.  The daughter wants to go out and see the town, but ends up inexplicably hanging…

Quote of the Day

“I love this pedestrian mall.  There’s practically no traffic.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t think we should be driving here.  The mayor’s yelling at us.” – Marge Simpson “Stop you idiot!” – Mayor Quimby

Sunday Preview: The Princess Guide

A Nigerian king comes to Springfield to finalize a deal with Mr. Burns, and Homer is assigned to keep the royal daughter out of trouble, but when he brings her to Moe’s, the barman assumes she’s related to a Nigerian prince who duped him in an email scam and plots to get back his money. However, Moe finds himself falling for her. Does Homer still work for Burns? I don’t really watch new zombie episodes, so I don’t know what the deal is anymore.  Regardless, Homer is apparently getting yet another assignment he is dangerously unqualified for, and Moe will…

Quote of the Day

“You’re up to something, aren’t you?” – Bart Simpson “No!  I’m just going out to commit certain deeds. . . . Suckers.” – Homer Simpson