“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson
“Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.
Dead Homer Society 
6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Gawd I’d have fucked her. Hard…
Me too.
Yes.
good to know
Same.
Is that Carl in the background?