“Hey, Krusty, you look great! You get your teeth bleached?” – Roger Meyers Jr. “Yeah, it’s a new kind of polymer treatment-hey, shut up!” – Krusty the Klown
Month: February 2016
Quote of the Day
“Hey, look, there’s a big crowd to welcome us back! Even though we lost.” – Football Player “Hey, I’ll give you something to cry about, you loser! You can’t catch a football? Let’s see if you can catch a rock!” – Moe
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“Hey, Homer, didn’t you say if Duff Dry wins your daughter loves you?” – Barney Gumble “Not Duff Dry, Washington!” – Homer Simpson “Okay, okay, they’re both great teams.” – Barney Gumble
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“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” – Marge Simpson “I didn’t say they couldn’t, I said you shouldn’t.” – Marge Simpson
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“Now, this morning we’re going to mapping a small square of sky that’s thought to be empty. It’s my hope that it’s not.” – Principal Skinner
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“I’ll be there with bells on!” – Marge Simpson “Bells? Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?” – Susan “Oh, don’t worry, Marge, her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased, and delivered with impeccable timing.” – Evelyn Happy 20th Anniversary to “Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield”! Original airdate 4 February 1996.
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“Wow. Being in show business is like a dream. We’re really lucky, aren’t we?” – Bart Simpson “I wish I was dead.” – Stagehand
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“And to show that I’m not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating. Who knows? I might be the unlucky one who gets fired. . . . Not bloody likely.” – C.M. Burns
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“Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, it’s that record club. The first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price! It’s not fair. It’s not fair I tells ya!” – Homer Simpson