“I can’t believe you bought that plow! We can’t afford it.” – Marge Simpson “If you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things.” – Homer Simpson “Good.” – Marge Simpson “Fine! I’ll never ever do another stupid thing. Good night!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, Homie, didn’t that hurt?” – Marge Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson
Month: August 2017
Quote of the Day
“Bart, did you take out the garbage like I asked?” – Homer Simpson “Indeed I did.” – Bart Simpson “D’oh! Hey, you goats! Get out of here!” – Homer Simpson
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“Do I have to go? That country club is a hot bed of exclusionist snobs and status seeking social climbers.” – Lisa Simpson “I’ve told you I don’t like you using the world hotbed.” – Marge Simpson (Sorry for the late quote. I blame food poisoning.)
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“Oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and they only give you so many packs.” – George Bush the Elder
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“Ketchup, catsup, ketchup, catsup . . . I’m in way over my head.” – C.M. Burns
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“Wow! What are you doing here?” – Dingy Bathroom Guy “What does it look like?” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, for our next stunt, what do you say we get your principal up here?” – Mr. Amazing “Careful now. Oh, that one grazed my ear!” – Principal Skinner “Don’t move. You could really get hurt.” – Mr. Amazing
Quote of the Day
“You know, Simpson, you’re not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.” – C.M. Burns “No, sir. I am not.” – Homer Simpson
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“Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it’s wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?” – Jimmy “No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain.” – Troy McClure
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“You gotta help me, Barney! I’m in jail!” – Homer Simpson “You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. Hiya, neighbor! I can see you!” – Barney Gumble
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♫”I slugged some jerk in Tahoe, they gave me one to three! My high priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality! I’m just visiting Springfield prison I get to sleep at home tonight!”♫ – Krusty the Klown
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“We are gathered to mourn the passing of Herschel Shmoikel Krustovsky, beloved entertainer and dear friend. Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such show business funerals as Andre the Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye, and Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge.” – Troy McClure
Quote of the Day
“That’s okay, son. I’ll take care of him! . . . Faster, son! he’s got a taste for meat now!” – Homer Simpson