“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner
“Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris
Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.
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7 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today.”
How long do people do this for, usually? What’s the cut-off? Is it 122, using the benchmark of the oldest verified person?
I would imagine as long as the person is remembered for. Some people still celebrate Shakespeare’s birthday, so it probably won’t stop as long as one has a fanbase
I should clarify that his exact date of birth isn’t known but rather the year but the point is still the same
Pretty much. Mostly I’m in it for excuses to post Lunchlady Doris quotes.
Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare…
*slow clap*
there’s very little meat in these gym mats