“Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?” – Homer Simpson “What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in there.” – Movementarian Guy “Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.” – Homer Simpson
Month: February 2019
Quote of the Day
“Good evening, Azran, Carver of Graven Images.” – Homer the Thief “Ah, good evening, Homer the Thief. How is business?” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images “Been a little slow these past few months. Not much to steal in the desert, you know?” – Homer the Thief “Ah, do not worry, my friend. I figure we’ll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images
Quote of the Day
“You gotta stop being so trusting, Chief.” – Lou “I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” – Chief Wiggum
Quote of the Day
“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman “Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson “Just a second.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“That could be Dad, station wagon, luggage rack . . .” – Bart Simpson ♫”I am woman hear me roar! In numbers too big to ignore! And I know too much to go back to pretend!”♫ – Lady Homer
Quote of the Day
“It’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman “People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace!” – Guy in Terrible Alien Costume ♫”One two three o’clock, four o’clock, rock! Five six seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock! Nine ten eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock! We’re gonna rock around the world tonight!”♫ – Singers in Terrible Alien Costumes “Oh, this sucks! Come on, snipers, where are you?” – Bart Simpson Enjoy Maroon 5, everybody!
Quote of the Day
“There they are! Let me down here.” – Marge Simpson “Uh, sorry, there’s no way off till we get to the top, and, even then, it’s sorta tricky.” – Park Ranger
Quote of the Day
“The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson