Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner! 

Quote of the Day

“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier “What?” – Patty Bouvier “Five cents off wax paper.” – Selma Bouvier Happy birthday Julie Kavner! 

Quote of the Day

“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge Simpson “Huh?” – Homer, Bart, & Lisa Simpson “Well, why can’t I be greedy once in a while?” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday, Julie Kavner!

Quote of the Day

“Strange, regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore. I’m crossing over to deviled ham!” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner! 

Quote of the Day

“I’m here to share my moral outrage.  But this time it’s not about that giant, inflatable Dos Equis bottle.” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday, Julie Kavner!

Quote of the Day

“Would you two like to go the ballet?” – Marge Simpson “That’s girls stuff.” – Patty Bouvier Happy birthday Julie Kavner!  

Quote of the Day

“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure “Oh.” – Marge Simpson “As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure “Hello, room service?  This is Marge Simpson.  I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Julie Kavner!

Quote of the Day

“So, uh, what are you in for?” – Homer Simpson “I’m a political prisoner.  Last time I ever take a stand.” – Marge Bouvier Happy birthday Julie Kavner!

Bonus Quote of the Day

“That’s not my voice!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.” – Homer Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner!

Quote of the Day

“Don’t worry, this frosting’ll come right off.  Beauty, isn’t she?” – Homer Simpson “Well it’s hard for me to judge, since I’ve never bowled in my life!” – Marge Simpson “Well if you don’t want it, I know someone who does.” – Homer Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner!