“You are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
Month: February 2020
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Once in a great while we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary it becomes part of our shared heritage . . . 1969, man walks on the Moon . . . 1971, man walks on the Moon, again. Then for a long time nothing happened.” – Krusty the Klown
Quote of the Day
“You two, stop talking and resume the lima bean harvest.” – Leadermobile
Quote of the Day
“Marge . . . I was just watching women’s volleyball on ESPN . . . ” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Now, let’s look in the rulebook and see if horses can play in the NFL . . . D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld . . . field.” – Mayor Quimby
Quote of the Day
“When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. We got the water balloons?” – Herman “Two hundred rounds, sir! Is it okay if they say Happy Birthday on the side?” – Bart Simpson “I’d rather they say Death from Above, but I guess we’re stuck.” – Herman Happy 30th anniversary to “Bart the General”!
Quote of the Day
“I’m Kent Brockman, on the 11 o’clock news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We won’t tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?” – Barney Gumble “Barney, are you nuts? That’s the Super Bowl! How ’bout the Sunday after that?” – Homer Simpson “Well, my ma’s coming in from Norway, but, uh . . . what the hell.” – Barney Gumble
Makeup Quote of the Day
“The only hard part is getting up.” – C.M. Burns