“When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. We got the water balloons?” – Herman
“Two hundred rounds, sir! Is it okay if they say Happy Birthday on the side?” – Bart Simpson
“I’d rather they say Death from Above, but I guess we’re stuck.” – Herman
Happy 30th anniversary to “Bart the General”!
Dead Homer Society 
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I know I’ve said it before, but this is one of my favorites from the first season. Hard to believe it’s been 30 years.