I don’t know if it’s just a natural slowdown at the end of the year or what, but I just didn’t come across the usual volume of Simpsons related stuff this week. Fortunately, I quoted liberally from what I did find and gave this the appearance of substance rather than the substance of substance. Uh oh, maybe Zombie Simpsons is rubbing off on me. Anyway, there is some neat stuff this week, including stories about Groening, Simon, and some humorously erotic fan art. Enjoy. [Note: After I decided to use this image for the header I checked to see if…
Tag: Bart Gets an F
Quote of the Day
“Only geeks sit in the front seat. From now on you sit in the back row, and that’s not just on the bus, it goes for school and church too.” – Bart Simpson “Why?” – Martin Prince “So no one can see what you are doing.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, I think I understand. The potential for mischief varies inversely with one’s proximity to the authority figure.” – Martin Prince “Well yeah, but don’t say it like that.” – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Gets an F”! Original airdate 11 October 1990.
Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr User EvelynGiggles. “Hey, Bart dude! Whoa, you look freaked.” – Otto “Hey Otto man, I got a big test that I am not ready for. Could you please crash the bus or something?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, sorry little buddy, can’t do it on purpose. But hey, maybe you’ll get lucky.” – Otto
Crazy Noises: Moe Letter Blues
“Well, a fifty-nine, it’s a high F.” – Mrs. Krabappel In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “non sequitur”). A few weeks ago, I wrote that while “Postcards from the Wedge” was terrible, it was…
Reading Digest: Quarter Assed Edition
“Bart, did you read the book?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?” – Bart Simpson This week’s Reading Digest is extremely abbreviated. 20th Anniversary stuff ate up a lot of time and the internet slows for no man, event or excuse. Uh, enjoy. 25 Homer Simpson quotes to guide you to a successful career – Most of these are good. Howdy Doodily Readerinos – Sweet Ned Flanders costume (via My Disguises). Homer Simpson speed painting – Neat video of someone drawing a detailed Homer head. I could’ve done without…
Quote of the Day
“As a natural enemy I don’t know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you’ve just received is erroneous.” – Martin Prince “So you’re saying . . . ” – Bart Simpson “A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.” – Martin Prince