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Tag: Colonel Homer
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“Oh, Homer, you’re as smart as you are handsome.” – Lurleen Lumpkin “Hey! . . . Oh, you meant that as a compliment.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey Moe, you got any Fudd?” – Homer Simpson “Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.” – Moe
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user yoppy. “Oh, Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without, you know, wanting something in return.” – Lurleen Lumpkin “Well, I was going to ask you for a glass of water but now I feel kinda guilty about it.” – Homer Simpson
EXCLUSIVE: Zombie Simpsons Couch Gag Preview! (Updated)
“Marge, I have always carried myself with a certain quiet dignity, tonight you robbed me of it.” – Homer Simpson Only at Dead Homer Society, you can see the exclusive, sneak peak, first look, WORLD PREMIER of the couch gag for the May 2 Zombie Simpsons episode “To Surveil, With Love”: Presumably they will animate it before it airs. I wish I were kidding, but this morning reader Alex wrote in and tipped us off to this latest Zombie Simpsons nadir. Behold, the press release from hell: Don’t miss a note of “FOX Rocks,” a week of music-themed episodes kicking off Thursday, April 29 and airing through Wednesday, May 5. Throughout the rockin’ week, FOX’s primetime series – including BONES, FRINGE, HOUSE, GLEE, THE SIMPSONS, THE CLEVELAND SHOW, FAMILY GUY, THE WANDA SYKES SHOW and AMERICAN IDOL – will feature a variety of musical elements. […] THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) – “To Surveil, With Love” During a special musical couch gag, SIMPSONS characters sing along to Ke$ha’s smash hit “TiK ToK.” Zombie Simpsons is farming out the couch gag. Apparently they thought someone else could come up with a humorless, over-animated montage just as good as theirs. Or they breathed a sigh of relief when they realized this would help kill a few more precious seconds of screen time. Either way, less work for them! By the way, as of this writing, “Tik Tok” is #9 on the Billboard pop chart, down from #5 last week. So, once again, Zombie Simpsons has missed its chance to be topical. Taking a step back, what we have here is a couch gag used to promote a hit song that was put out by an artist who (as far as we know) isn’t a guest voice, and all timed to coincide with FOX’s little musical week. Didn’t this show used to pride itself on its lack of network interference? I have imaginary friends who have more integrity than Zombie Simpsons. By the way, I’m setting the over/under on length for this little program-linked-advertisement at 40.5 seconds. Update at 5:07pm EDT: And the hits just keep on coming. Via Alex’s Twitter feed I see that “American Idol” will be gracing Zombie Simpsons on May 23rd for the season finale. I guess that advertisement for “24” they passed off as an episode a few years ago is considered such a classic that they decided to do it again. Though, given the relative ratings for “American Idol” and Zombie Simpsons, it seems like this is more of a favor to Zombie Simpsons than from them.
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“All our money’s tied up in this woman. If she fails, we’re broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don’t know what to root for.” – Marge Simpson “You don’t?” – Patty Bouvier
Crazy noises: O Brother Where Bart Thou?
“If you don’t watch the violence you’ll never get desensitized to it.” – Bart Simpson “Just tell me when the scary part’s over.” – Lisa Simpson “It’s over.” – Bart Simpson “Ahhhhhhhh!” – Lisa Simpson In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “tased”). South Park once did an episode titled “Simpsons Already Did It” where, amongst other things, they made fun of the fact that The Simpsons had been on forever and was now resorting to ideas that were less than clever. That was seven years ago. This week Zombie Simpsons had its own little “South Park” sequence. It didn’t have much to do with anything (why Bart would ever take advice from Ralph is beyond me), but it did serve to highlight just how many jokes, scenes and sequences in this episode were either reminiscent, cribbed, or outright recycled from previous episodes. We discuss a number of those below but we forgot to mention the whole Kama Sutra thing which, like so many others in this episode, took way too long and made no sense. Mad Jon: Anyway. I just watched last night’s episode. Charlie Sweatpants: Ouch, wanna start with that one while the trauma is still fresh? Mad Jon: Works for me. Dave: I re-watched it That’s how much I liked it Mad Jon: Masochist eh? Dave: That’s me! Mad Jon: That’s cool. To each their own. Charlie Sweatpants: Was anything particularly worse on a second viewing? Dave: Nah, nothing jumped out. It was as unremarkable tonight as it was last night. Mad Jon: Unremarkable is pretty on the nose. Dave: The writers seem to be forgetting that the show’s supposed to be funny. Mad Jon: It didn’t make me cringe like the Zombies usually do, but I may just be desensitized. Charlie Sweatpants: Unremarkable is a good way to put it. With the exception of the completely unnecessary and pointless South Park thing I don’t think anyone’s going to remember this one a week from now. Mad Jon: On the other hand, I, per usual didn’t even crack a smile. Dave: I did, admittedly, when Chief Wiggum was tased Mad Jon: I almost did at the weather report, but then they took it too far. Always too far. Charlie Sweatpants: When they do come up with a kinda good idea they seem so surprised that they just feel the need to run it right into the ground. Mad Jon: I think the writers look at jokes the way I looked at chemistry experiments in high school. Charlie Sweatpants: I thought the horse thing at the beginning had some potential, but then it…
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“Now this is made from a space age fabric developed especially for Elvis, sweat actually cleans this suit.” – Corpulent Cowboy Salesman
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“Forget it pal, they don’t call me Colonel Homer because I’m some dumb ass army guy.” – Homer Simpson
