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Tag: Colonel Homer
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“Oh, Homer, you’re as smart as you are handsome.” – Lurleen Lumpkin “Hey! . . . Oh, you meant that as a compliment.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey Moe, you got any Fudd?” – Homer Simpson “Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.” – Moe
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user yoppy. “Oh, Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without, you know, wanting something in return.” – Lurleen Lumpkin “Well, I was going to ask you for a glass of water but now I feel kinda guilty about it.” – Homer Simpson
EXCLUSIVE: Zombie Simpsons Couch Gag Preview! (Updated)
“Marge, I have always carried myself with a certain quiet dignity, tonight you robbed me of it.” – Homer Simpson Only at Dead Homer Society, you can see the exclusive, sneak peak, first look, WORLD PREMIER of the couch gag for the May 2 Zombie Simpsons episode “To Surveil, With Love”: Presumably they will animate it before it airs. I wish I were kidding, but this morning reader Alex wrote in and tipped us off to this latest Zombie Simpsons nadir. Behold, the press release from hell: Don’t miss a note of “FOX Rocks,” a week of music-themed episodes kicking…
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“All our money’s tied up in this woman. If she fails, we’re broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don’t know what to root for.” – Marge Simpson “You don’t?” – Patty Bouvier
Crazy noises: O Brother Where Bart Thou?
“If you don’t watch the violence you’ll never get desensitized to it.” – Bart Simpson “Just tell me when the scary part’s over.” – Lisa Simpson “It’s over.” – Bart Simpson “Ahhhhhhhh!” – Lisa Simpson In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been…
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“Now this is made from a space age fabric developed especially for Elvis, sweat actually cleans this suit.” – Corpulent Cowboy Salesman
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“Forget it pal, they don’t call me Colonel Homer because I’m some dumb ass army guy.” – Homer Simpson