Quote of the Day

“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson “Yo yo, how’s it hanging, everybody?” – Roy “Morning, Roy.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, hi, Roy.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday to David S/X Cohen!

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“Well, it appears science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.” – Rev. Lovejoy “But-” – Lisa Simpson “Go home, science girl!” – Moe “I am home.” – Lisa Simpson “Good. Stay there.” – Moe Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!

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“Whoa, a talking dog!  What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?” – Otto “We were eating rotisserie chicken.  Can you just read the line, please?” – Not David S. Cohen Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!  

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“What can I get for eight thousand tickets?” – Nelson Muntz “A BB gun or an Easy-Bake Oven.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Hot food is tempting, but I just can’t say no to a weapon.” – Nelson Muntz Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!  

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“They can’t seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!” – Lisa Simpson “Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourselves to this tripe.” – Principal Skinner Happy birthday David S./X. Cohen

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“Book ’em, Lou.  One count of being a bear, and one count of being an accessory to being a bear.” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday to David S./X. Cohen! 

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“I find the defendant not guilty.  As for science versus religion, I’m issuing a restraining order.  Religion must stay five hundred yards from science at all times.” – Judge Snyder Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!

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“This barbeque will be hard, thankless work, but I’m sure you’re up to it, Marge.” – Homer Simpson “Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting.” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday to David S./X. Cohen!