“Your old meat made me sick!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, I’m so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “This shrimp isn’t frozen! And it smells funny!” – Homer Simpson “Okay, ten pounds.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
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“Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation.” – Executive “But, sir, I was only following standard procedure.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Ah, true. But it’s also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.” – Executive “Uh-huh. And if I can obtain for you these animals?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Alright, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?” – Executive “Because I like people, and I need a place where I’ll be out of the sun.” – Barney Gumble
Crazy Noises: Donny Fatso
“Alright, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?” – Kent Brockman “No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man! No way am I wearing a freakin’ wire!” – Homer Simpson “Alright alright alright, would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?” – Kent Brockman “Oh, that I’ll wear.” – Homer Simpson In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our Crazy Noises series for Season 22. Since a podcast is so 2004, and video would require a flag, a fern and some folding chairs from the garage, we’ve elected to use the technology that brought the word “emoticon” to the masses: the chatroom. Star Trek image macros are strictly forbidden, unless you have a really good reason why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “electrocution”). To start “Donnie Fatso”, Zombie Simpsons once again had their FOX News helicopter spin by during the opening. After the initial joke at the beginning of “The Fool Monty” caused a little press stir, they’ve now put the helicopter in two subsequent openings, each time with a bland, five year old jab at FOX News on the side. This is beyond day late and dollar short territory, this is years late and millions short. Ohhh, milquetoast FOX News jokes, take that 2003! Note: Dave couldn’t make it this week, so it’s just Mad Jon and I. Charlie Sweatpants: Ready to go? Mad Jon: Yes Charlie Sweatpants: Let me start by saying that I thought there was some small redeeming value to the overly long couch gag this time. Mad Jon: What was that, the value? Charlie Sweatpants: Not much, mind you, but doing all that for Christmas and then having the episode pick up right after New Year’s at least kinda fit in. It was still far, far too long, with very little in the way of creative content, but if there’s going to continue to be super long couch gags at least they can tie directly into the episode. Mad Jon: Ok, I can see that. It was more boring that bad, and I can see the lead in. Charlie Sweatpants: Well, it didn’t help the rest of the episode. Mad Jon: No, it was downhill from the opening. A steep, steep hill at that. Charlie Sweatpants: It hit rock bottom pretty fast and stayed there, if that’s what you’re getting at. Mad Jon: I am. The scene where Moe started looking for privacy, ended up in the Wizard of Oz was probably the entire hill. Especially since it took me a few seconds to figure out that when Moe was explaining to Homer about how to get out of the tickets, it was actually supposed to be a continuation of the search for privacy scene. Charlie Sweatpants: Even the hangover stuff was lame. Was it supposed to be funny to…
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“Hey, he’s not happy at all. He lied to us through song. I hate when people do that!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Greg Daniels!
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“Lisa, is that too spicy for you?” – Marge Simpson “I can see through time.” – Lisa Simpson Loyal Stonecutter’s note: This my own personal reference scale for how spicy food is.
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“You’re my agent, you have to do something about this. How can it be the same movie if they’ve changed my character from a tightly wound convenience store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter? . . . uh huh . . . uh huh . . . mmm hmm, well actually, that’s . . . that’s a pretty good explanation.” – James Woods
Mmm, cans.
“Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, they’ll never move that way.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Mmm, corn! Haven’t had that in a while.” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, delicious corn.” – Bart Simpson This post probably belongs on our Twitter feed too, but what the hell – here’s Marge and Homer, in can form. I think we can agree that some people have way too much time on their hands. via Design You Trust.
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“I like to keep a lollipop there.” – Homer Simpson
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“You’re like the guy, you’re a legend around here. Can I ask you, is it true you once worked ninety-six hours straight?” – James Woods “Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon