“Ah, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh oh, gotta take a whiz. Think man, think. Think, think, think . . . I better get up.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Homer the Heretic
Quote of the Day
“Hello my animal friends. Peace be with you.” – Homer Simpson “Guys, please, could you give me five minutes?” – Homer Simpson
“Blame It On Lisa” Makes Baby Jesus Cry
I had completely forgotten that this was the fake “controversy”/Brazil episode. “Blame It on Lisa” isn’t the world’s most descriptive title, and this is an awful episode to boot, so my forgetting may have been an involuntary defense mechanism. The huffy feelings of the Brazilians are about the only thing that makes this one notable, or separates it and the unwatchably bad “Simpsons Safari” from Season 12. Brazil and Rio de Janeiro are defined entities that can get mad, whereas “Africa” is a general place and nobody can speak for it authoritatively. Other than that, it’s basically the same: a…
Still More Simpsons Stained Glass
“Sorry Homer, I was born a snake handler, and I’ll die a snake handler.” – Moe The inimitable Joseph Cavalieri is back with three more haunting, bizarre, and downright fucking amazing stained glass panels featuring Simpsons characters. The three form a coherent set, with Rainier Wolfcastle on one side, Lunchlady Doris on the other, and a oversize Jesus-Moe crucified in the middle. All images used under Creative Commons license courtesy of Joseph Cavalieri, CAVAglass.com. Click on each picture to go to Cavalieri’s site and see a larger image, as well as descriptive text about each of the three. I enjoy…
Quote of the Day
“The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age, out-of-this-world moon waffles!” – Homer Simpson “Let’s see here, caramels… waffle batter… liquid smoke.” – Homer Simpson “Oooh, waffle runoff.” – Homer Simpson “Mmm, fattening.” – Homer Simpson
The Zombies Have Spoken: The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed
“Be they Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous.” – Rev. Lovejoy “Hindu. There are seven hundred million of us.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Aw, that’s super.” – Rev. Lovejoy It was pointed out to me today that there are some extra poignant comments on Simpsons Channel’s preview for tonight’s Zombie Simpsons episode. I would normally wait until after an episode has aired to poke fun, but I’m bored and I feel like being mean. So here goes: “you are so stupid Jesus was spend most of his time in the holy land thtats why is called that damm ass” – Borusmat Wait, are…
Quote of the Day
“You know, I have a feeling there’s a lesson here.” – Homer Simpson “Yes, the lesson is-” – Marge Simpson “No, don’t tell me, I’ll get it . . . oh, I know! The lord is vengeful! Oh spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!” – Homer Simpson
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“That was Johnny Calhoun with ‘Gonna Find Me a Genie with a Magic Bikini’.” – Marty “Of course Johnny’s next record was a spoken word album of his right wing political views, it kinda killed his career. If you can tell me the name of that album, call out contest line now.” – Bill
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“You know, sometimes even I’d rather be watching football. Does St. Louis still have a team?” – God “No, they moved to Phoenix.” – Homer Simpson “Oh yeah.” – God