The End of Zombie Simpsons: Still Unlikely

“Well, let’s look at the contract ourselves, eh?  Benefits!  Perks!  A green cookie on St. Patrick’s Day!” – C.M. Burns There are a few pieces of new information about the current money wrangling going on between FOX and the six principle voice actors.  I’ve linked three articles below along with a summary of what actual news each contains.  As of noon today, this what’s known to the internet: ‘The Simpsons’ producers accepted pay cuts | Variety (via): An unspecified number of executive producers have agreed to take an unspecified pay cut, but as yet no contracts have been signed.  FOX has set a deadline of Friday for an agreement with the actors. That deadline is supposedly linked to the production cycle.  As of right now they still have enough time to produce a series finale that would air next year under the current deal.    Another ‘Simpsons’ Season Would Likely Be Last, Executive Says (Exclusive) | TheWrap TV: An unnamed executive said that even with a new deal, FOX only wants the show for one more year.  A FOX press release contradicted that, saying they wanted the show “for many years to come”. A financial analysis commissioned by the actors reports that the show has earned $3.95 billion ($3,950,000,000) so far against a total production cost of $3.07 billion ($3,070,000,000).  The same analysis also concluded that the show as it stands will earn roughly another $2 billion ($2,000,000,000) once production ceases. Analyst: Fox Could Get Around $750 Million in New Syndication Revenue After ‘Simpsons’ Cancellation – The Hollywood Reporter (via): David Bank, an analyst for RBC Capital Markets, believes that FOX could earn $750 million ($750,000,000) from new syndication deals alone once the show ends. The original syndication deals were struck when cable was much smaller and on-line didn’t exist and FOX is presently unable to sell rerun rights for those outlets. Each episode is probably worth between $1 million and $2 million dollars ($1,000,000-$2,000,000) from those sources. To my mind that third article is far more important than the others.  The first two are the usual press leaks that occur during negotiations.  Numbers of dubious provenance get bandied about and the quotes used are often deliberately inflammatory or misleading because all of the sources are party to the negotiation.  It’s basically just a public way of saying this: Management: We’re losing money, you guys need to take a pay cut. Labor:  Bullshit. [angry crosstalk] None of it changes the fact that every previous time this has happened everyone involved eventually realized that doing some kind of deal makes them all more money.  Sometime after that the contracts get signed.  So while I’d love to hear what FOX’s internal discussions are regarding the future of Zombie Simpsons, the odds of getting that through the entertainment press are very long indeed.  The third article, however, puts a number on the pretty heavy cash payout for FOX once the show stops production.  Syndication is an obtuse process and is governed by rules and…

Quote of the Day

“Smithers, where’s that union representative?  He’s twenty minutes late.” – C.M. Burns “I don’t know, sir, he hasn’t been seen since he promised to clean up the union.” – Mr. Smithers “What the hell?” – Football Player

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“Ah, Homer, I hope Crusher and Low Blow didn’t hurt you.” – C.M. Burns “You know, you could’ve just called me.” – Homer Simpson “Oh yes, but the telephone is so impersonal.  I prefer the hands on touch you only get with hired goons.” – C.M. Burns

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“You can’t treat the working man this way!  One day we’ll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve.  Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!” – Squeaky Voiced Working Man “The Japanese?  Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders?  Ta ha!  Bosh!  Flimshaw!” – Grampa Burns [Edited because the commenters are better at this than I am.]

Folding Like Umbrellas

Via Cromulent Words comes this most excellent rendition of Lisa’s strike song from “Last Exit to Springfield”: In turn, this led me to YouTube’s related videos.  Sure enough, there are more: Here’s one with a little Spanish flavor: This guy’s singing voice is remarkably accent free given that he appears to be a native German speaker: Germans love Lisa’s protest song: Piano?  Piano: A man with aviator sunglasses has no time to waste.  Here’s the up-tempo short version (only 29 seconds): A shirt is not required when you have this kind of enthusiasm: By the “folding tower”?  Why not: And finally, this is just awesome: I love how the kid who’s playing Lenny snaps his fingers.  Bravo all around.

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“Let’s look at a picture book: The Big Book of British Smiles.” – Dr. Wolf “That’s enough!  That’s enough!” – Ralph Wiggum

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“Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don’t go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I’m flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!” – Homer Simpson

The best kind of hatred

Ah, “Sight Gags” posts.  It’s been a while, no?  Let’s kick it off again – doesn’t that rainbow “HATRED” make you want to hug, then punch, someone?

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“Cool, she’ll be a freak!” – Bart Simpson “Bart!” – Marge Simpson “We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south, and charge two bits a gander.” – Bart Simpson

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“If only we’d listened to that boy . . . instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.” – C.M. Burns