“So wait a minute, this means I’m gonna be a failure?” – Bart Simpson “Yes, son, a spectacular failure.” – Homer Simpson “Enh.” – Bart Simpson
Tag: Lisa The Simpson
Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user tellumo. “Isn’t there any way I can change my DNA, like, sitting on the microwave?” – Lisa Simpson “Not according to any movie I’ve ever seen.” – Dr. Hibbert
Reading Digest: And a Spring For Its Curly Tail Edition
“This is terrible at best. I’m surprised at you, Lisa.” – Miss Hoover “Me too.” – Lisa Simpson This week’s reading digest is very short for obvious, holiday related reasons. That in no way lessens the quality of the links below however. There’s some cool fan art, plenty of YouTube, and the funniest car crash in Texas. Enjoy. Babies On Board – How’s this for a holiday bargain? You don’t even have to click through to Smooth Charlie’s Click of the Week. You can just push play: Fantastic. …
Crazy Noises: Lisa the Simpson
“Me and Frostillicus go back a long ways, I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. In fact, I got a real funny story about that, actually it’s not so much funny as it is long.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve…
Quote of the Day
“Sounds like she’s hitting a baby with a cat.” – Jazz Prick “You have to listen to the notes she’s not playing.” – Lisa Simpson “I can do that at home.” – Jazz Prick
Quote of the Day
“Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mudflaps.” – Lisa Simpson