“Very well, if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don’t also blow.” – Mayor Quimby
Tag: Sideshow Bob Roberts
Quote of the Day
“It’s the rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before god comes!” – Homer Simpson
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“Uncle Mayor was just saying that us kids are the most important natural resource we have.” – Lisa Simpson “More important than coal?” – Kent Brockman “Uh, er, uh… yes.” – Mayor “Diamond” Joe Quimby
A Gorilla in Australia
All-star commenter D.N. sent this in and swears it’s real: D.N. writes: I came across this gem in early 2007…I had a residential phone book on hand and, just for a laugh, I had a look to see if there was an A GORILLA in Perth, not expecting the answer to be in the affirmative at all. Needless to say, I was incredibly amused with what I found, and shared said amusement with my Simpsons-loving sibling and friends. I remember checking the listing against the previous year’s phone book, and I’ve checked (almost every) phone books since, and it looks…
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“Here you go. The results of last month’s mayoral election, all forty-eight thousand voters and who each one of them voted for.” – Hall of Records Guy “I thought this was a secret ballot.” – Lisa Simpson “Meh.” – Hall of Records Guy
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“Ecch, that Barlow’s a right wing crackpot. He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity, can you believe that?” – Carl Rest in peace, Teddy.
No fat chicks. No, really.
Believe it or not, The Simpsons has a storied history of hating on fat chicks. This is the second third in a series of three four such jokes, preceeded by Homer’s “no fat chicks” billboard remark in “Marge vs. The Monorail” and his “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt in “Marge on the Lam,” and followed by the song “Minimum Wage Nanny” in “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious.” It’s entirely possible that other “no fat chicks” references have popped up elsewhere since Season 8, but hopefully no one who really appreciates what we do here at Dead Homer Society gives a shit. (Thanks for the…