“You know her?” – Lisa Simpson “Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back, suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn’t good enough for her.” – Groundskeeper Willie “It’s good to see you Willie.” – Shary Bobbins “That’s not what you said the first time you saw me!” – Groundskeeper Willie
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Quote of the Day
Image taken from Wikimedia Commons. “Pop quiz, hotshot. I’m supposed to be doing my homework, but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude. What do you do? What do you do?” – Bart Simpson “I make you read every article in that magazine, including Norman Mailer’s latest claptrap about his waning libido.” – Shary Bobbins
Quote of the Day
♫ I’m stuck here ’til I can steal a car! ♫ – Bart Simpson
No fat chicks. No, really.
Believe it or not, The Simpsons has a storied history of hating on fat chicks. This is the second third in a series of three four such jokes, preceeded by Homer’s “no fat chicks” billboard remark in “Marge vs. The Monorail” and his “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt in “Marge on the Lam,” and followed by the song “Minimum Wage Nanny” in “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious.” It’s entirely possible that other “no fat chicks” references have popped up elsewhere since Season 8, but hopefully no one who really appreciates what we do here at Dead Homer Society gives a shit. (Thanks for the…