“Uh, the devil with his fly open.” – Homer Simpson “Right.” – Psychiatrist “Uh, that’s a spill on the floor with bugs going after it. And they’re gonna eat it.” – Homer Simpson “Good.” – Psychiatrist “Let’s see, it’s . . . the boy!” – Homer Simpson In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our Crazy Noises series for Season 22. Since a podcast is so 2004, and video would require a flag, a fern and some folding chairs from the garage, we’ve elected to use the technology…
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Quote of the Day
“Hey Mom, Dad’s in a mental institution.” – Bart Simpson “Oh my god, mother was right.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Everything changes when you hit the big one-oh. Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore . . .” – Bart Simpson
Saturday Morning YouTubage
For no particular reason other than I found it when doing the link dump yesterday and it’s much too cool not to be its own post:
Quote of the Day
“Now, make sure we have plenty of cold cuts, and put some beer on ice-” – Homer Simpson “Um, Homer, I’m a vegetarian and I don’t drink.” – Leon Kompowski “Are you sure you’re here voluntarily?” – Homer Simpson Rest in peace, Leon.
Quote of the Day
“Why is that man in pink?” – C.M. Burns “Oh uh, that’s Homer Simpson, sir. He’s one of your boobs from Sector 7-G.” – Mr. Smithers “Simpson, eh? Well judging by his outlandish attire he’s some sort of free thinking anarchist.” – C.M. Burns “I’ll call security, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent. Yes, these color monitors have already paid for themselves.” – C.M. Burns
Friday Link Dump
“Look boy, either Michael Jackson is some guy working in a recording studio in L.A., or he’s here with you willing to work on this song.” – Leon Kompowski Will posting links to random things that mention The Simpsons become a Friday tradition? Do you care? I sure don’t. Michael Jackson in 1992: ‘I think I had a crush on him’ – Looking back on it, Michael Jackson’s association with Bart Simpson is one of those pop culture coincidences that just makes the mind reel. Watch the ‘Do the Bartman’ video, especially the pelvic thrusting, and tell me it isn’t weirder than…
End the Simpsons #3 – The Rise of Team Mischief
“Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart you’d see how sane he is.” – Marge Simpson “You mean there really is a Bart? Good Lord!” – New Bedlam Psychiatrist In the before time, in the long long ago, Homer and Bart Simpson didn’t like each other. Homer saw Bart as an ungrateful, undisciplined troublemaker who made his life harder than it needed to be; Bart saw Homer as a rather stern authority figure who was hypocritical, inattentive and downright mean. Homer was a bad father and Bart a bad son, but they…