Tag: The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons

“Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money! Let’s hear it for: Moe!” – Krusty the Klown

“It worked. It worked! The lie has set me free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons”! Original airdate: 16 November 1997.

“Why do we have to stand here? This is so humiliating.” – Moe “Aren’t there any good bachelors in this town?” – Lisa Simpson “Ah, we’re never gonna get that fire engine.” – Hunky Fireman

“But you can’t leave!  We’re scamming an old lady at my house and I need a place to hide out.” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, Homer, I’ve been planning this vacation for years.  I’m finally gonna see Easter Island.” – Moe “Oh, right, with the giant heads.” – Homer Simpson “With the what now?” – Moe

“Hey, Dad, I’ve come to spend some time with my favorite father.” – Homer Simpson “Baloney!  You came here to put me in a home.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “You’re already in a home.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, how could you?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“Is it me, or do your plans always involve some horrible web of lies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “It’s you.” – Homer Simpson

“Moe, what do you recommend for severe depression?” – Homer Simpson “Booze, booze and more booze.” – Moe “Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.” – Lenny

“Can I ask you about your dot?” – Lisa Simpson “What would you like to know?” – Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon “What’s the deal with that dot?” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, can you see out of it?  Does it change colors when you’re ticked off?” – Bart Simpson “You tell me.” – Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon “Nothing yet.” – Bart Simpson