Choral Simpsons in Tucson, AZ

There’s some kind of choral rendition of Simpsons stuff being put on by the Tucson Chamber Artists this weekend: "Marge, you make the best pork chops / Mmmmm, pork chops," they’ll sing in Homer’s homage to his beehive-haired wife. Little Lisa swoons on "I like Langdon Alger / He is very quiet and he enjoys puzzles" while Marge sweetly intones "I love you so much, my little bitty Barty" in Paul Crabtree’s "Five Romantic Miniatures From ‘The Simpsons.’ " "We’re going to enunciate our texts really well so you can understand the words," said the TCA’s founder and music director,…

Friday Link Dump – TV Shows I Never Watched Edition

“I didn’t know you knew Luke Perry.” – Bart Simpson “Pfft.  Know him?  He’s my worthless half-brother.” – Krusty the Klown “He’s a big TV star.” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, on FOX.” – Krusty the Klown I watched a lot of television when I was growing up, but even I had my limits and this week we’ve got links to three shows (Melrose Place, Stargate SG-1, Heroes) that I can honestly say I’ve never seen a full episode of.  We also check in with the burnt donut from last week, hot chocolate and nuclear power.  Oh and we’ve got lots…

The Hidden Danger of a Nobel Peace Prize

“Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize, how ironic.” – Lisa Simpson Congratulations(?), President Obama.

Quote of the Day

“Here is an ordinary square.” – Frink “Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead!” – Wiggum “Here is an ordinary square.” – Professor Frink “Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead!” – Chief Wiggum