“Did you know that disco record sales were up four hundred percent for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue . . . a-y-y-y.” – Disco Stu “Uh, your fish are dead.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, I know. I can’t get them out of there.” – Disco Stu Reader Alice had some bored time at work yesterday. I’ll let her explain: Unfortunately, as my screen is in full view of my boss, I have to at least try and look as though I’m doing something productive. MS Excel is a big part of my job… so a quick copy…
Day: July 6, 2010
Crazy Noises: The Joy of Sect
“Church cult, cult church, so we get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our day to day lives?” – Bart Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the…
Quote of the Day
“Dear Life in these United States, a funny thing happened to me… ugh… (head hits desk)” – Sideshow Bob “Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.” – Snake