“Mr. Burns, I hardly see what destroying our meager possessions is going to accomplish.” – Lisa Simpson “She’s right. Take me home, Smithers. We’ll destroy something tasteful.” – C.M. Burns Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish”! Original airdate: 1 November 1990.
Day: November 1, 2010
Halloween Hangover
“Could you please take in your jack-o-lanterns from past Halloweens.” – Mrs. Winfield Halloween has come and gone, and all across America jack-o-lanterns are slowly decaying before their inevitable trip to the garbage dump or compost heap. (As I type this, two of them are sitting on my front steps, likely being nibbled at by squirrels.) Of course, no Halloween would be complete without some Treehouse of Horror, and we here at the Dead Homer Society aren’t the only ones who think so. First up is this excellent rundown of the best and worst Simpsons Halloween segments that our old…
Quote of the Day
“How do we know when we fall in love?” – Samantha Stanky “Oh, don’t you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.” – Mrs. Krabappel Happy birthday Marcia Wallace!