“Mr. Burns, I hardly see what destroying our meager possessions is going to accomplish.” – Lisa Simpson
“She’s right. Take me home, Smithers. We’ll destroy something tasteful.” – C.M. Burns
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish”! Original airdate: 1 November 1990.
Dead Homer Society 
One response to “Bonus Quote of the Day”
20 years old and it holds up just as well. Gotta add:
Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn’t it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.