Quote of the Day

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious5

♫“The nanny we want is kindly and sage . . .” – Lisa Simpson
“And one who will work for minimum wage.”♫ – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Alf Clausen!

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Bart & Lisa: Hurry, nanny, things are grim.
    Abe: I’ll do it!
    Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.

  2. Were the Simpsons wealthier, they would hire an illegal immigrant and pay him 1/100 of minimum wage.

  3. Buy me a beer, $2 a glass: Come on, please help me, I’m freezing my ass. A snifter of brandy, a pitcher of wine–who am I kidding? I’d drink turpentine.

Comments are closed.

Discover more from Dead Homer Society

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading