Behind Us Forever: Whiskey Business

“Your bowtie is just darling.” – Rene “Well, thanks.  Yeah, it kinda draws the eye away from the old mug.” – Moe [Note: Apologies for not getting this up yesterday.  I’m having grotesque technical problems at the spinoff site and reliable ratings numbers were delayed a day by NASCAR overrun anyway.] They don’t take long to get right into the shitty writing, do they?  Immediately after showing us the 2009 Oscars on the TV, Homer says exactly that.  Zombie Simpsons really doesn’t trust the audience to pay attention in the least, do they?  Looks like we’re doing sad Moe this…

Quote of the Day

“Hurry, Moe, hurry!  I’ve only got five minutes until the music store closes.” – Homer Simpson “Well, why don’t you go there first?” – Moe “Hey, do I tell you how to do your job?” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, Homer.” – Moe “You know, if you tip the glass there won’t be so much foam on top.” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, Homer.” – Moe Happy birthday Mike Reiss!