Compare & Contrast: James Bond Songs

“Ingenious, isn’t it, Mr. Bont?” – Hank Scorpio “Scorpio, you’re totally mad.” – Bont “I wouldn’t point fingers, you jerk.” – Hank Scorpio “So, do you expect me to talk?” – Bont “I don’t expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral.” – Hank Scorpio When The Simpsons was still itself it often featured song parodies and takeoffs that were toe-tapping fun.  But those songs were never simply direct ports of existing songs with just a word or two changed.  When Shary Bobbins sings "A Boozehound Named Barney", it’s recognizable as "Feed the Birds", but…

Quote of the Day

“Marge?  Marge Simpson?  You remember me, don’t you?  I’m Helen Lovejoy the gossipy wife of the minister.” – Helen Lovejoy “Yes, hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson “Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, why isn’t that Marge Simpsons over there having brunch with a man who isn’t her husband?, and I just had to come over and say hello.” – Helen Lovejoy Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!